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9781843173960 English 1843173964 Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order) England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives - Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho. . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales - definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation. �A twisted look at the history of our glorious isles - rendered in bitesized, anti-socially themed stories backed up by highly dodgy facts and figures.' The follow-up to the Christmas bestsellerThe ASBO Fairy Tales, which has sold over 35,000 copies since October 2008 The wickedly witty stories of Hans Christian Asbosen are a wonderfully acerbic commentary on today's society, told through the medium of the historic legends of BritainFeaturing reworkings of familiar tales from Henry VIII to Guy Fawkes and the Spanish Armada to The Charge of the Light BrigadeWritten with knife-sharp wit and keen observation, Robin the Hoodie is destined to be another cult classic, Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives - Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho. . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales - definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation., Painstakingly mistranslated from the original sources, this is a treasury of anti-social tales from history Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order) England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives--Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow, and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho . . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales--definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears, and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation., This title is packed with wickedly witty stories from Hans Christian Asbosen. They are told through the medium of the historic legends of Britain and feature reworkings of familiar tales from Henry VIII to Guy Fawkes and the Spanish Armada to the The Charge of the Light Brigade.
9781843173960 English 1843173964 Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order) England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives - Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho. . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales - definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation. �A twisted look at the history of our glorious isles - rendered in bitesized, anti-socially themed stories backed up by highly dodgy facts and figures.' The follow-up to the Christmas bestsellerThe ASBO Fairy Tales, which has sold over 35,000 copies since October 2008 The wickedly witty stories of Hans Christian Asbosen are a wonderfully acerbic commentary on today's society, told through the medium of the historic legends of BritainFeaturing reworkings of familiar tales from Henry VIII to Guy Fawkes and the Spanish Armada to The Charge of the Light BrigadeWritten with knife-sharp wit and keen observation, Robin the Hoodie is destined to be another cult classic, Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives - Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho. . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales - definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation., Painstakingly mistranslated from the original sources, this is a treasury of anti-social tales from history Hans Christian Asbosen is back with more wickedly witty tales of ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order) England. Meet King Harold and William the Conqueror, who sorted their differences over a wet bank holiday weekend on the pier at Hastings. Read of Henry VIII and his six wives--Katherine of Argos, Anne of Slag, Catherine the Strict, Anne of Summers, Svetlana of Moscow, and Babs of Windsor. And meet Henry the Sly, responsible for hiding a copy of Norse Sluts inside the Doomsday Book. Discover how Francis Drake thrashed the Spanish Armada after he'd finished with a Plymouth ho . . . All of these tales and many more are retold by Asbosen in his unique way for the twenty-first century. Truly hilarious, Robin the Hoodie is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud at the wickedly warped tales--definitely different to those you were taught at school. These tales of blood, swears, and teeth are sure to bring history to life for a whole new generation., This title is packed with wickedly witty stories from Hans Christian Asbosen. They are told through the medium of the historic legends of Britain and feature reworkings of familiar tales from Henry VIII to Guy Fawkes and the Spanish Armada to the The Charge of the Light Brigade.